D. D. D.'s definitions

vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

by D. D. D. September 6, 2023

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Usually used in the context of being ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"Hope tonight's the night. Haven't had a wank in weeks so I'm all good for date foam.

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023