whetto

Damn homie u got dat good prostituet but i was stuck wit dis whetto dogg
by D-mac October 21, 2003
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camera phoney

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.
D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.
by D-Mac April 22, 2004
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firday

Another name for Friday, the last day of the working week. Called this because Friday is the day for chasing fur (see definition by tdogg).
D-Mac: Hey Stevo, glad it's firday?
Stevo: You know I am. Going to the 'stang tonight?
D-Mac: Nah, last time I went there I got too hammered and lost my camera phoney.
by D-Mac November 07, 2004
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pentathlon

The act of scaming five chicks in one night.
D-Mac: Hey Ben, did you go to the 'stang on Friday?
Ben: Sure did, had a few Black Ices, got out the camera phoney, said hi to Artur, and did a pentathlon.
by D-Mac April 22, 2004
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banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
by D-MAC January 06, 2004
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Iggles

The Iggles are playing the Steelers today.
by D-Mac August 18, 2003
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abroadavore

N. A person that has a strong preference for consuming food or drink imported from overseas.
David: Hey Pat, want a coors?
Pat: Nah, I've become an abroadavore. Give me a Heineken.
by D-Mac January 16, 2008
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