A male cubicle worker worker who is typically early in his career or has hit a career plateau and is chronically deprived of both meaningful career progression and female companionship. His hope is to go to a top business school or law school to one day graduate to a more advanced lot in life such as the Chad CEO
Dude, I've been such a cubecuck lately, just answering calls crunching numbers and hoping one day I'll be able to find a girlfriend
by D Flawless March 29, 2020
Get the Cubecuckmug. If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
by D Flawless December 23, 2019
Get the Frequent Jerker Milesmug. The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life
girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy
by D Flawless October 14, 2020
Get the Tap it and trap itmug. A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD
After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless November 07, 2021
Get the Live by the cock die by the cockmug. After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
by D Flawless May 11, 2020
Get the Fact Checkingmug. by D Flawless August 20, 2020
Get the mastrigatormug. Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda
by D Flawless February 22, 2023
Get the Gavin Jewsomemug.