D Flawless's definitions

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

Zero to Hero

When you go from no boner at all to a huge boner

Zero to Hero, just like that. When he smiled, the girls went wild with, ooohs and aaaahs.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Confidence

The ability to shamelessly fart during sex without fear of repercussion.

After the first night, of trying to nit fart, Chad developed true confidence when he would just rip one loudly right in the middle of sex.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Sneakyfuck

When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!

I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Slutrepreneur

A girl who starts her own ho biz and keeps 100 percent so the house can't take a cut

You can wither work in a brothel or become a slutrepreneur

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Zi-op

A zionist psy-op- when Israhell exercises its powers of mass deception on the masses

911 and October 7th were Zi-ops bro, the zionists dressed up as Muslims and did a terrorist attack to trick stupid rednecks in America into fighting their oil wars

by D Flawless May 3, 2024

Cubecuck

A male cubicle worker worker who is typically early in his career or has hit a career plateau and is chronically deprived of both meaningful career progression and female companionship. His hope is to go to a top business school or law school to one day graduate to a more advanced lot in life such as the Chad CEO

Dude, I've been such a cubecuck lately, just answering calls crunching numbers and hoping one day I'll be able to find a girlfriend

by D Flawless March 29, 2020