D Flawless's definitions

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 26, 2020

Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar

Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock

my philosophy on life

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 6, 2021

airbnb smoke

When you check in an airbnb and someone secretly smokes in their room

Airbnb smoke is a big problem in the digital nomad community

by D Flawless February 24, 2022

cocktezuma

A Mexican dude with a huge cock

Bro, that girl from the club went home and got cream pied last night by cocktezuma!

by D Flawless November 23, 2023