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I took two hot chicks Asianginity over winter break. The first one I banged on her dad's living room couch right after we got back from our first date at Casa Fiesta and her parents went upstairs to go to bed. The second one invited me over to try these gross jelly beans and then we did it doggy style on the living room floor.
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
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