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Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
Me: "Is your dad gonna be okay with this?"
First girl: " He wants Asian grand kids."
Me: "Is this your first time with an Asian guy? "
Second girl: " Yeah. Is this your first time with a single mom?"
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Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
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