D Flawless's definitions

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies

josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen

by D Flawless May 1, 2025

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 9, 2019

Poopermodel

A hot model who shits a lot and gets paid for it

Some hot girls do webcamming on only fans and others are poopermodels and even poop on camera for money

by D Flawless June 22, 2022

Disinformation

Any views that the group in power do not approve of

Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading disinformation.

You're welcome to take the poison and get your fatal blood clots, I'm not.

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

Fuckbotomy

Essentially a lobotomy from fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckbotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 3, 2020

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020