D Flawless's definitions

ETS Boys

A band of Asian guys who are rockstars at taking standardized tests

Did you hear, Chang Long Wang of the ETS Boys just got another perfect score on the GMAT and the GRE both in the same week!

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Jack Harlot

Some tall white fake gangsta guy from Kentucky who goes on tours to Sacramento and fucks all the hot blonde bitches who form long lines to listen to his shit music and ride his cock or if they can't get it, that of some other tall white gangsta redneck guy

Jack Harlot fucked 20 chicks after the concert in Sacramento downtown. Lucky son of a bitch

by D Flawless October 26, 2022

live by the cock die by the cock

a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis

I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 9, 2021

Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 21, 2020

Asian from the waist up

An intellectual man with a big ding dong

Johnny got a perfect score on the SAT: Asian from the waist up

by D Flawless July 21, 2022

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019