D Flawless's definitions

Roommatecel

When it's harder to get find a decent roommate than to get sex

After sending hundreds of messages with no luck, I found myself a roommatecel

by D Flawless May 28, 2022

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

hoe v wade

A Supreme Court decision that hoes can kill their babies

Finally the Supreme Court struck down hoe v wade

by D Flawless June 24, 2022

Vaccine

Poison administered by Bill gates and the government to cause infertility, diminished cognitive function and early demise I'm order to depopulate the earth

We will loom back on 2021 as the year half the earth's population was fatally poisoned by the bill gates vaccine

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

Vaxcel

Someone whose involuntary celibacy is attributable at least in part to neurologic injury caused by forced vaccinations

A vaxcel may have grown up normal had he not been needed raped by the governement at a young age

by D Flawless October 30, 2021

mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

by D Flawless May 4, 2021