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Fact Checking

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
by D Flawless May 11, 2020
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Chadocracy

A form of government characterized by rule by tall, rich, white jocks with tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps. The Chads plunder all the money, bang all the hot chicks, and silence anyone who dares to speak out against them.
Down with the Chadocracy! Im so fucking sick of these damn Chad's stealing all my girls. Power to the nerds!
by D Flawless September 19, 2019
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Goico

A greedy insurance company with big noses even more crooked than its insurance practices
Goico denied my claim again and found me at fault for getting rear ended
by D Flawless March 17, 2022
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Hypogamy

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with
Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes
Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!
by D Flawless November 12, 2019
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Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses
I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work
by D Flawless July 19, 2022
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Proof 70

The highest state of perfection a US proof coin can be in.
I just got a new twenty dollar gold coin graded Proof 70 by PCGS
by D Flawless June 2, 2018
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