D Flawless's definitions

Vaccine

Poison administered by Bill gates and the government to cause infertility, diminished cognitive function and early demise I'm order to depopulate the earth

We will loom back on 2021 as the year half the earth's population was fatally poisoned by the bill gates vaccine

by D Flawless October 21, 2021

mastraburnout

When you can't even find any good pictures to wank to no more

Timmy is currently experiencing a case of mastraburnout- even the pictures from Facebook, the class yearbook and the brothels in Nevada don't cut it no more. Give it a week though and let the juices have some time to regenerate

by D Flawless May 4, 2021

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Tiredcel

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Football

A bunch of meathead cocksuckers with dick for brains who fuck each other up the assholes and lick wet sausage!

Faggot: I be watchin da football game bruh!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes

Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash

by D Flawless April 26, 2020

Masturbazi jew

A Jew that wanks off a lot

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub

by D Flawless June 17, 2025