Mormican

A Mormon mexican

Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans

by D Flawless May 25, 2022

Robert Sixteenth

A financial staffing firm that never replies

I applied to a job at Robert Sixteenth

by D Flawless December 02, 2021

Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

shit floats

The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have

Tom: I got promoted again, the cream rises!
Tony: No dude, shit floats.

by D Flawless October 16, 2020

Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

by D Flawless July 03, 2020

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 02, 2020

The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019