Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 08, 2021

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Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)

Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away

by D Flawless October 27, 2021

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Penis noir served with fresh caviar

by D Flawless September 27, 2023

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Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless December 06, 2021

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A dreamy California town filled with palm trees, beautiful beaches, and beautiful women in bikinis.

Me and my buddies taking a weekend trip out to San Modesto to get some ladies!

by D Flawless January 30, 2022

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When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

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A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up

I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me

by D Flawless December 31, 2019

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