Definitions by Cyrus Peppercorn

David Spading 

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

David Spading by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020

Gerbiled 

When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole

I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.

Gerbiled by Cyrus Peppercorn May 26, 2019