David Spading

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.
When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.
by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020
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Gerbiled

When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole
I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.
by Cyrus Peppercorn May 26, 2019
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