Definitions by Curtiss'

HOMEBASE 

a very convenient location where you can acquire free goods and services

teacher - where did you get that pen, it kinda looks like mine
kid - nah 🅱️ i got it from homebase

HOMEBASE by Curtiss' April 14, 2017

B&Q 

a store in the UK that sells mysterious items ranging from trees to paintings. however B&Q's are always on the middle of a motorway and they have little convenience.

isa shop 🅱️

son - dad we've ran out of batteries

dad - alright i'll pop down to B&Q

B&Q by Curtiss' April 14, 2017