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When you give someone a swirly as you have sex with them, either holding down the seat, pushing them directly, or using the leverage you have from behind to keep them down.
"Bro did you hear?, some of the dudes at the frat house got arrested!"
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."
by Curare the defenestrator July 12, 2023
Get the Swirly fucking mug.An abbreviation meaning "Rapid Onset Terminal Stupidity" is when a person dies or is badly hurt due to the consequences of doing something insanely stupid.
They aren't just terminally stupid, they're being stupid in a way that's going to get them killed quickly.
Either directly by their own action, or indirectly by doing something so stupid someone else cuts to the chase for them.
They aren't just terminally stupid, they're being stupid in a way that's going to get them killed quickly.
Either directly by their own action, or indirectly by doing something so stupid someone else cuts to the chase for them.
"Hey did you mean about what happened to Marcus. I heard he got shot putting his piece in down his jeans with the safety off."
"Just another case of ROTS then huh? Was a long time coming."
"Just another case of ROTS then huh? Was a long time coming."
by Curare the defenestrator July 1, 2025
Get the ROTS mug.When a man bends over with his arms pulled back, holding hands for that extra romance as the woman behind him uses a tube top or some other method to keep her breasts pressed together for the man's dick to lay snug between for her to extract every last drop, going as far as to rim him or suck on his balls to make sure to wring out every drop like a milking machine at a stud farm.
"Hey, Jasmin, I'm sorry I've not been replying. I've been super busy with work and wanted to make it up to you. Are you free for dinner this Friday? I promise to make it up to you." "I've missed you too, baby and don't worry; I'll be your personal milking machine for the whole weekend. Mommy missed her stallion, and I'm not going to rest till your legs give out, and I've gotten every last drop from my good little stud muffin." *Sounds of rubber gloves snapping in the background*
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
Get the Milking machine mug."Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023
Get the Milking press mug.Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024
Get the Fools porn mug.A sex position where a woman gets spit roasted as she does the splits, one leg in the air with the man she's blowing holding on to her leg, providing some much-needed support. The position is appropriately named for how from the side, the woman's legs arc similar to the angle of a longbow, with the man holding her leg as the archer and the other as the man getting shot.
"Oh, bro, did you hear about Nicole last night?" "Yeah, man, I heard she did the longbow at Mathews' party with the door wide open for everyone to see! Who knew she was that flexible." "No one was more surprised than Alex and Dan, and they were on either end!"
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
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