10 definitions by Curare the defenestrator
A more brutal variation of face fucking where instead of thrusting into your partner's mouth to reach gratification, the person getting blown grabs the head of their partner and violently pushes it up and down their shaft, most commonly by pulling their hair into a ponytail, although this can also be achieved by holding their head with both hands. This variation is seen as more brutal because of the risk violently jerking your partner's head can have on their neck, with whiplash being the most common injury.
"Hey, man, did you hear about Nika? She went to the hospital last night." "Yeah, dude, I'd heard about a fight between her and her boyfriend" "No, buddy, it's even crazier. He was skull fucking her, and she slipped a disk in her neck. She's going to need a brace for a month."
by Curare the defenestrator December 16, 2022
When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.
Also known as paupers porridge
Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023
When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023