Cumdog with mustard's definitions

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO GO FUCKING NUTS!

Push your care, push your burdens aside
Erase everything inside and leave just one thing on your mind.
You only live once so just go fucking nuts! (Go!)
Live life hard
Live life hard
You only get one shot
So shoot!
With every breath you take you're dying
With every step we take we're falling apart
If we only had one chance we'd breathe
Let's take the chance right now and scream
You only live one life
For a very short time
So make every second divine
Go!
Live life hard
Live life hard
Are you still breathing?
It's your heart that's beating inside
That keeps us alive
And for the very first time
We're pushing aside (to surrender)
Everything that I see in my eyes
Except for the one thing on my mind
That I am alive
For the very first time!

by Cumdog with mustard May 3, 2021

Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

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Don't pirate games or you get the BSOD :(

by Cumdog with mustard May 3, 2021

Dying

How you feel when your teachers have been telling you all year that failing is inevitable

My science teacher got mad at me for not doing my work when she had told me all year that I was going to fail inevitably and now I feel like dying

by Cumdog with mustard May 3, 2021

Twitter

An awful place run by the cancel cult (aka cancel vultures) who cancel people for 10 year old tweets (even though people change) just to cure their boredom

I will never use twitter because I do not want to be a cancel vulture and do not want to participate in cancel culture

by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021