Cuddles McStig's definitions

Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit

The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.

I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.

by Cuddles McStig May 21, 2008

porndexter

A person whose bookish pursuits extend only to pornographic material.

Look at Josh, he's such a poindexter.
No, he's actually a porndexter. It might look like he's reading an encyclopedia but there's actually a copy of Playboy hidden inside.

by Cuddles McStig December 19, 2008

milk launcher

The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.

Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher?

by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008

Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

dodgefucker

Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.

He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!

by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009

gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.

Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.

by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008