Definitions by Cucumber Slumber

Somali Cuisine 

The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.

"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"

Somali Cuisine by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

Polish Hookah

This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.

"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"

Polish Hookah by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015