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You workout way too much, get no sleep, and you’re abnormal

by Cryxal_Rxses March 31, 2022

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Legitty on my titties

When something is legit to the point where your titties start to bounce

by Cryxal_Rxses March 01, 2022

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An asshole that thinks they’re tough and beats other people for their lunch money

Bully: haha weak
Me: BITCH IF YOU DONT GET YOUR CRUSTY ASS OFF ME RIGHT NOW I WONT HESITATE TO BEAT YOUR ASS

by Cryxal_Rxses February 07, 2022

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“Time balance department”
If you know about cookie run kingdom, then you’ll know what i mean.

Insert quote from twizzly gummy cookie:” I. Hate. THE TBD! They’re always in my hair!”

by Cryxal_Rxses March 24, 2022

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Booze party in February. Best time of your life you will ever have.
Get high, fuck a few milfs, and have a good time.

“It’s February time for a febooze party FUCK YEAH”

by Cryxal_Rxses February 15, 2022

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The kind of shit where you eat corn on the cob and it doesn’t digest correctly therefore the corn pieces show up in the shit when you shit.

Oh no I have a Corn shit

by Cryxal_Rxses June 13, 2022

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Roses are red violets are blue if you say they’re purple then fuck you.

by Cryxal_Rxses March 31, 2022

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