Skibbereen

The town in west Cork on the N71 road which is bypassed by it. Some locals are dickheads in that town;

Oh hey bro!

Ye, what's up?

Where you going ha?

Skibbereen, why?

Skibbereen is a shit place.

by CrypticCurrency April 03, 2022

Ennistimon

Ennistimon is a town in Clare, Ireland. A fucking town which has of course the same fucking name as Ennis. The town "Ennistymon" has "Ennis" in it see?!.

Where do you live?

Oh I'm from Ennistimon, it's located in County Clare in the west of Ireland!

by CrypticCurrency March 30, 2022

Mullingar

A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.

What's da craic? I come from Mullingar, a town which is located an hour west of Dublin.

by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022

Kinsale

A town halfway between West and East Cork on the Wild Atlantic Way situated halfway between Cork City, Cork Airport and Clonakilty.

Kinsale Harbour is on the mouth of the Bandon River.

I wanna go to Kinsale over the summer.

Oh ok

See ya lad.

by CrypticCurrency April 14, 2022