Midleton

A large town in Cork, Ireland on the way to Waterford and Rosslare Harbour.

Sometimes the town is confused with the town in England called Middleton.

Midleton is a crazy old town to live in.

by CrypticCurrency April 08, 2022

Skibbereen

The town in west Cork on the N71 road which is bypassed by it. Some locals are dickheads in that town;

Oh hey bro!

Ye, what's up?

Where you going ha?

Skibbereen, why?

Skibbereen is a shit place.

by CrypticCurrency April 04, 2022

Ballina

A small town in County Mayo, situated 69 km from Sligo.

1: Do you live in Ballina?!

2: Mhm, but it's a shyt town.

by CrypticCurrency April 04, 2022

Clonmel

A big town in Tipperary, Ireland which is the size of a cock.

1: I wonder what Clonmel looks like!

2: It's the size of a cock.

by CrypticCurrency April 08, 2022