Cryptic Smoker's definitions

chestermalesterfeild

A child predator who dresses in a costume that is shaped like a couch and lures little children with candy to sit on his couch costume.

I don't like that Dylan guy who plays second life, I hear he wears a chestermalesterfeild.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

suckabee

A female that enjoys sucking on midgit cock.

Your sister is a suckabee.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

sheizberry strewdle

A pastrey strewdle full of fecies of any kind.

I ate the nastiest pastrey full of poo. It was a sheizberry strewdle

by Cryptic Smoker October 12, 2008

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008