4 definition by Cryptic Smoker

Top Definition
A female that enjoys sucking on midgit cock.
Your sister is a suckabee.
by Cryptic Smoker August 14, 2008

Mug icon
Buy a suckabee mug!
When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.
I gave you a wet wankey.
by Cryptic Smoker August 14, 2008

Mug icon
Buy a wet wankey mug!
A pastrey strewdle full of fecies of any kind.
I ate the nastiest pastrey full of poo. It was a sheizberry strewdle
by Cryptic Smoker August 14, 2008

Mug icon
Buy a sheizberry strewdle mug!
A child predator who dresses in a costume that is shaped like a couch and lures little children with candy to sit on his couch costume.
I don't like that Dylan guy who plays second life, I hear he wears a chestermalesterfeild.
by Cryptic Smoker August 14, 2008

Mug icon
Buy a chestermalesterfeild mug!