Definitions by Crusty Cannoli

Sorrow Cycle

The sequence if self pity and celebration after aromantic break up for a man.

He went to the movies alone.He must be in a Sorrow Cycle.

Sorrow Cycle by Crusty Cannoli June 13, 2014

Gelfie 

A selfie that includes ones genatalia.

Last night I accdentaly posted a gelfie of my penis.Long story short It got a lot of likes.

Gelfie by Crusty Cannoli June 12, 2014

Parksturbating 

Masturbating while simultaneously sitting on a park bench.

During one of my jogs last week I witnessed a homeless man Parksturbating .

Parksturbating by Crusty Cannoli June 10, 2014

Crusty Cannoli 

When a female poops during anal.

This chick Crusty Cannolied me last night by accident

Crusty Cannoli by Crusty Cannoli June 3, 2014