Glee

1. The most craptastic show on FOX since Family Guy. Featuring fake and contrived drama, paper thin characters, and writing so witless and godawful it causes brain shrinkage. Supposedly about being high school outcasts, but explores the issue with the most dumbed down and irrelevant examples possible (umm getting splashed with Slurpees??). Preaches diversity, then proceeds to cast the ugliest minorities they could find and rarely lets them sing or speak. Storylines are lame and every joke misses by a mile. Glee's one saving grace is its music, especially the mesmerizing and heavenly voice of Lea Michele. Too bad this usually ends up being 8 minutes of treasure buried under 52 minutes of rhinocerous turd.

2. A way to make millions of dollars off the works of other artists and songwriters.

You don't have to be gay to like Glee, but it sure helps to be a retard.

by CrunchyCookie October 11, 2010

book smart

A term used by D-students to rationalize their academic failings.

I might be a sociology major with a 1.5 GPA, but that just means I'm not BOOK smart!

by CrunchyCookie November 25, 2010