3 definitions by Crunchy Dark
Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014
the act of smearing shit on the bottoms of your feet and then letting it dry. allowing you to walk on hot surfaces more easily.
John: you will never believe what i saw during my trip to Iran.
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
Mark: what did you see?
John: this guy didn't have any shoes so i saw him give himself some Arabic Sandals so the hot sand didn't burn his feet
by Crunchy Dark April 27, 2014
the act of using barbecue sauce as a lubricant on a mans penis when engaging in sexual penetration to get a pleasurable tingling feeling on the penis and in the partners vagina and or rectum.
Jill and Marty's sex life was getting stale. so now he gives her a barbecue pole every night to enhance their sex.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014