Crouching couch's definitions

Piper

Fucking hot and beloved by the world!!!

Jackson"Pipers so fucking fine."
Kenny"ya she's got a noice ass"

by Crouching couch November 5, 2018

Oona

Oona is the definition of a Harry Potter fan. She will do anything for her grandma, she is thic.

Granny"my granddaughter Oona is a lil cutie"
Susie"you should set her up with my grandson Charley"
Granny"she a lil bit of a chunkster

by Crouching couch November 5, 2018