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Helena's are a rare species of the reptile family. You only see them around 5 times a year, as they spend most of their days shedding thier skin at home. Helena's not only sew their own clothing, but they also make thier own food using a mixture of sweetcorn and baked beans.

Helenas can get a aggressive at times, especially when threatened by things they cant be asked to do. NEVER look a helena in the eyes , as they see this as a threat and will automatically suck your toes.
Random person: I'm hungry

Another random person: me too!
Helena:
Please, eat me.
by Crixler October 9, 2019
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