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Definitions by Cring Amongus

body pillow 

something in my dad's room that has yogurt stains on it for some reason.
Me: dad are you cuddling with the body pillow again?
Dad, who is plowing down on that one vampire waifu girl: yeah
body pillow by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021
Is a very sexy man with 20 inch penis, has amazing hair and amazing jawline, has amazing music taste and great sense of humor. is a gigachad.
Damn that guy's penis size cannot amount to that of our lord and savior Ian.
Ian by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021