14 definitions by Crazy charismatic
A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.
A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.
A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.
A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.
Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.
Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.
Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
A sexy home girl that you use to set guys up that wont come fight you or someone that you want to rob.
A girl that acts like she has interest in order to get someone jumped/robbed or come out from where they are hiding.
A heist girl.
A girl that acts like she has interest in order to get someone jumped/robbed or come out from where they are hiding.
A heist girl.
Yeah he talked shit but wouldn't come fight me so I got my honey babe to set up a date with him.
Yo you know that kid I said we should rob? I got my honey babe on the phone with him now.
Yo you know that kid I said we should rob? I got my honey babe on the phone with him now.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
by Crazy charismatic October 22, 2019