A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
Cha-mon-nah
Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.
Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.
Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Alrighty ball chamonah go in the hole!
I need my card chamonah give me my card.
Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.
Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.
I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
I need my card chamonah give me my card.
Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.
Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.
I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.
A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.
A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.
A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.
Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.
Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.
Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
A big decision making situation.
A deep train of thought.
A moment when life slows down.
A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.
My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.
I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.
I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.
I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.
I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.
An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.
When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.
He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.
My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017