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Definitions by Crazy charismatic

Doodercock 

Doodercock also known as poopdick is a way to explain a penis after after anal intercourse.

Basically a dick covered in shit or that smells like shit.

A nasty dick

A way to describe a person with a negative vibe.
Don't be a doodercock nobody likes poopdick.

Yeah I got the doodercock I'm uh go take a shower.

So I tried something different last night and ended up with doodercock.

My boss was being a fucking doodercock tonight.
Doodercock by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

Snooki surprise 

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

Snooki surprise 

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

Headlock 

A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.

A big decision making situation.

A deep train of thought.

A moment when life slows down.

A moment you won't forget. Due
I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.

My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.

My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.

I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.

I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.

I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.
Headlock by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Kill an ox vibe 

Kill an ox vibe is a term used by hip hop artist MC YDOC also known as Your Dose Of Charisma in his song die 2day. the term means and stands for pure adrenaline. For instance an ox is one of the strongest animals in the world. saying you are angry enough to kill an ox is like saying you are hungry enough to eat a horse. its illogical but makes sense.
fuck you all up with that kill an ox vibe. dirty mind to clean it up I huff peroxide. fuck a birds eye ill view the world from gods eyes. kill the beat then leave the scene with the cops ride.

the kill an ox vibe is a rush that you get that fills you with adrenaline.

honey babe

A sexy home girl that you use to set guys up that wont come fight you or someone that you want to rob.

A girl that acts like she has interest in order to get someone jumped/robbed or come out from where they are hiding.

A heist girl.
Yeah he talked shit but wouldn't come fight me so I got my honey babe to set up a date with him.

Yo you know that kid I said we should rob? I got my honey babe on the phone with him now.
honey babe by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017