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Drive way

A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.

A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.

A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.

Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.

Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Doodercock

Doodercock also known as poopdick is a way to explain a penis after after anal intercourse.

Basically a dick covered in shit or that smells like shit.

A nasty dick

A way to describe a person with a negative vibe.
Don't be a doodercock nobody likes poopdick.

Yeah I got the doodercock I'm uh go take a shower.

So I tried something different last night and ended up with doodercock.

My boss was being a fucking doodercock tonight.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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Kill an ox vibe

Kill an ox vibe is a term used by hip hop artist MC YDOC also known as Your Dose Of Charisma in his song die 2day. the term means and stands for pure adrenaline. For instance an ox is one of the strongest animals in the world. saying you are angry enough to kill an ox is like saying you are hungry enough to eat a horse. its illogical but makes sense.
fuck you all up with that kill an ox vibe. dirty mind to clean it up I huff peroxide. fuck a birds eye ill view the world from gods eyes. kill the beat then leave the scene with the cops ride.

the kill an ox vibe is a rush that you get that fills you with adrenaline.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Turtle

A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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