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Definitions by Crazy charismatic

All I know is bitty said it first!!!

To Get drunk or faded
"This henny got me smizz right now"
Smizz by Crazy charismatic October 21, 2019
A fake Homegirl

A woman that will choose drugs over her loved ones

A two faced bitch

The female enemy that acts as a friend
I dont fuck with you no more chiklay

I can't trust no bitxh even my moms a chiklay

You see that chiklay over there?

Out my face chiklay we aint cool no more
Chiklay by Crazy charismatic January 24, 2019
A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.

A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.

It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.

Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
Turtle by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Turtle by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

The Turtle club 

The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.

The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.

Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?

Chamonah 

Cha-mon-nah

Chamonah means to hurry and go in or hurry up and work out for me. It's a phrase used in the hopes of winning something. Usually used in sports or gambling. Games such as pool, poker and golf would best suit this phase.

Chamonah is a more spicy way to say come on please do this for me.
Alrighty ball chamonah go in the hole!

I need my card chamonah give me my card.

Chamonah one more ball and I win the lottery.

Chamonah 6 more yards till touch down.

I need a birdie on this hole chamonah give me the birdie. Be good to me ball.
Chamonah by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

Drive way 

A drive way is a person that can't handle their alcohol and usually ends up passing out somewhere dumb like the drive way when there Is a perfectly good couch in the living room.

A drive way is that friend that gets way to fucked up way to fast and then starts being crazy and usually gets people to join.

A drive way is that friend that usually gets injured at parties.
Yo I wanna invite Collier to the party but he's such a drive way. Yeah I don't think we need any drive way here tonight my landlord is coming in the morning.

Yo we got a drive way already. Someone go get a picture of him so we can show him when he wakes up.

Of course Sam had to go and be a drive way again. Not to much fun leaving the party to go to the hospital.
Drive way by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017