Crawdad Nelson's definitions

Magasplain

To attempt to explain something you don't understand using language you don't quite grasp to people who aren't listening anyway, because they've already done their own research.

Uncle Dewey had to Magasplain what FOTUS means without using the word felon.

by Crawdad Nelson January 31, 2025

klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.

There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

C You Next Tuesday

Female genital organ, esp. in metaphorical sense.

Her: G'night
You: C You Next Tuesday!

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

Libtard

Liberal of stunning intellectual achievement

That Obama's a real libtard

by Crawdad Nelson December 7, 2016