Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crawdad Nelson

I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.

I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.

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A toxic foamy substance created by being in proximity to a Trumpist or Trumpishness; genital sweating.

His underwear was ruined by all the trumplather he brought home from the rally.

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Your friend with a drinking problem who "forgets" that you have to get up the next morning when he brings over a case of beer and some JD.

Watch out for Joe--he's a real palcoholic when the Niners lose.

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Anger without a specific object; anger misdirected toward the wrong object; anger directed against parties unknown.

The citizens were consumed by doubtrage when parking became more expensive without any warning or explanation.

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