Magasplain

To attempt to explain something you don't understand using language you don't quite grasp to people who aren't listening anyway, because they've already done their own research.
Uncle Dewey had to Magasplain what FOTUS means without using the word felon.
by Crawdad Nelson January 31, 2025
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I ain't racist but

I actually am racist and I'm going to tell you something I read online which supports and confirms my opinion.
I ain't racist but I just saw a website that tells the real truth about that rotten commie, Martin Luther King.
by Crawdad Nelson December 02, 2016
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russian hackers

The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.
Those Russian hackers stole the election!
by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016
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Doubtrage

Anger without a specific object; anger misdirected toward the wrong object; anger directed against parties unknown.
The citizens were consumed by doubtrage when parking became more expensive without any warning or explanation.
by Crawdad Nelson November 02, 2016
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