Crawdad Nelson's definitions

Magasplain

To attempt to explain something you don't understand using language you don't quite grasp to people who aren't listening anyway, because they've already done their own research.

Uncle Dewey had to Magasplain what FOTUS means without using the word felon.

by Crawdad Nelson January 31, 2025

russian hackers

The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.

Those Russian hackers stole the election!

by Crawdad Nelson December 14, 2016

Libtard

Liberal of stunning intellectual achievement

That Obama's a real libtard

by Crawdad Nelson December 7, 2016

C You Next Tuesday

Female genital organ, esp. in metaphorical sense.

Her: G'night
You: C You Next Tuesday!

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020