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Verb; A pack of lies built into a story that contains no truth.
Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators
Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators
The explanation of her damaged car being involved in a hit-and-run while innocently parked in front of her house is a complete extraconfabrication. It was involved in a hit-and-run, alright; but she hit another car and didn’t stick around to sort it out. I saw the entire incident with my own two eyes! She’ll extraconfabricate anything.
I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!
I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!
by Cravicky November 4, 2019
Get the extraconfabricate mug.A tan on the left arm of a police officer, that occurs from driving around for a lengthy period of time, with his left arm hanging out the window. During the summer months, police officers wear short sleeved shirts. But because they spend most of their time in the cruiser, only their left arm gets tanned from the sleeve down to their fingers. The word, "copper" is derived from the nickname given to police, because their badges were made of copper. That term was then abbreviated to "cop".
This is similar to a farmer's tan; in which both arms are effected.
This is similar to a farmer's tan; in which both arms are effected.
Woman at the beach: Sir! Can you help me? You're a cop, right? Somebody just stole the wallet out of my shoes!!
Man: Sure, I'll be happy to help. But I'm not even in uniform. I'm only wearing swimming trunks. How did you know I was a police officer?
Woman: That's easy! Because you have a copper tan! Oh...and because your beach towel, duffel bag, beach umbrella, and beach chair all have "Police" written in huge letters...and you have a badge pinned to your chest. That must hurt.
Man: It does.
Man: Sure, I'll be happy to help. But I'm not even in uniform. I'm only wearing swimming trunks. How did you know I was a police officer?
Woman: That's easy! Because you have a copper tan! Oh...and because your beach towel, duffel bag, beach umbrella, and beach chair all have "Police" written in huge letters...and you have a badge pinned to your chest. That must hurt.
Man: It does.
by Cravicky June 20, 2015
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Applies to Apple IPod touch, iPhone, iPad, or similar devices that enable game applications. This specifically applies to apps that pass time; such as waiting in the grocery line or doctor office where you don't want to play a game that requires intense concentration or large blocks of time necessary to reach a goal.
Examples of such games are: Pocket God; Koi Pond; Pet Simulation games; Sims; Doodle Jump
These apps are fun to play, but do not keep scores. When you reach the cashier or are called back to the examining room, you can close the app without losing your place or sacrificing points.
Applies to Apple IPod touch, iPhone, iPad, or similar devices that enable game applications. This specifically applies to apps that pass time; such as waiting in the grocery line or doctor office where you don't want to play a game that requires intense concentration or large blocks of time necessary to reach a goal.
Examples of such games are: Pocket God; Koi Pond; Pet Simulation games; Sims; Doodle Jump
These apps are fun to play, but do not keep scores. When you reach the cashier or are called back to the examining room, you can close the app without losing your place or sacrificing points.
Pocket God is a great PUTPUT game to play while waiting for the red light to turn green. I can quickly toss my iPod aside until I get home, so I can concentrate on driving without losing any points.
by Cravicky August 15, 2010
Get the PUTPUT mug.“Where’s Mom? Oh she must be line dancing. I did notice a long line outside the bathroom.”
“I’m going to have a hard time holding it in that long line! Looks like I’m going to be a line dancer again tonight!”
“I’m going to have a hard time holding it in that long line! Looks like I’m going to be a line dancer again tonight!”
by Cravicky April 7, 2024
Get the Line Dancer mug.The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
Get the lemon-rig mug.After several weeks of job hunting, the medical bills that appeared in the mail were so high that I tore the bills up in a strangry fit and threw them in the trash.
by Cravicky August 11, 2019
Get the Strangry mug.Difficulty in distinguishing the left hand from the right hand.
Difficulty distinguishing left from right, especially when anxious or under pressure.
Confusion between left and right.
Difficulty distinguishing left from right, especially when anxious or under pressure.
Confusion between left and right.
I have difficulty with directions. When someone tells me to turn left, I turn right. I must have dysdexia.
Raise your right hand and repeat after me...no, the “other right”...do you have dysdexia?
Raise your right hand and repeat after me...no, the “other right”...do you have dysdexia?
by Cravicky October 18, 2019
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