“Where’s Mom? Oh she must be line dancing. I did notice a long line outside the bathroom.”
“I’m going to have a hard time holding it in that long line! Looks like I’m going to be a line dancer again tonight!”
“I’m going to have a hard time holding it in that long line! Looks like I’m going to be a line dancer again tonight!”
by Cravicky April 07, 2024
Get the Line Dancermug. A form of eczema or contact dermatitis caused by prolonged and direct contact of technological devices to skin. These devices can include, but are not limited to, headphones, earphones, wireless devices, virtual reality headsets, smart watches, smart phones, etc.
Irritation to the skin can be caused by a combination of allergenic material, nonporous material, contaminated surface of device (mold, fungi, mildew, bacteria, etc.), lack of ventilation to the skin, perspiration, and chronic usage of irritating device(s). History of skin allergy, sensitive skin, and sensitivity to allergens may complicate Techzema.
Symptoms may include inflammation of skin, discoloration of skin, slight swelling, bumps, blisters which may or may not ooze nd crust over, itching, dry skin, cracked skin, pealing skin, tenderness, burning.
If you experience techzema, discontinue use of suspected technological device(s), wash effected skin area with cool water, disinfect irritating device and contact your health care provider.
Irritation to the skin can be caused by a combination of allergenic material, nonporous material, contaminated surface of device (mold, fungi, mildew, bacteria, etc.), lack of ventilation to the skin, perspiration, and chronic usage of irritating device(s). History of skin allergy, sensitive skin, and sensitivity to allergens may complicate Techzema.
Symptoms may include inflammation of skin, discoloration of skin, slight swelling, bumps, blisters which may or may not ooze nd crust over, itching, dry skin, cracked skin, pealing skin, tenderness, burning.
If you experience techzema, discontinue use of suspected technological device(s), wash effected skin area with cool water, disinfect irritating device and contact your health care provider.
“Yes, I see that rash over your face. It looks like it could be a case of techzema. You should take a break from your VR headset, and give it a chance to heal.”
“I can’t wear my headphones! My ears are itching and burning from techzema. So if you don’t like the noise, leave! I don’t care if you ARE my boss! I can get a librarian job anywhere!”
“I can’t wear my headphones! My ears are itching and burning from techzema. So if you don’t like the noise, leave! I don’t care if you ARE my boss! I can get a librarian job anywhere!”
by Cravicky July 31, 2023
Get the techzemamug. The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
Get the lemon-rigmug. A swift removal of a tastebud from a candy crevice cut. This causes your tongue to bleed, and soreness for a day or two.
"Ouch! This stupid candy cane just gave me a tastebudectomy from a crevice cut! That smarts!"
"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."
"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."
by Cravicky November 27, 2012
Get the Tastebudectomymug. Also, Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a candy crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
by Cravicky November 27, 2012
Get the Candy Crevice Cutmug. Actively or passively changing congenital handedness; as in writing
Changing from one hand to another
Changing one’s handedness
Changing from one hand to another
Changing one’s handedness
I was born left-handed, but my kindergarten teacher forced me to be transdextrous. Now I write with my right hand.
Is it considered transdextrous if I change back to my left hand, after my kindergarten teacher forced me to write with my right hand?
Professionals in the field of psychiatry are still trying to determine how much effect , if any, transdexterity has on the brain.
Is it considered transdextrous if I change back to my left hand, after my kindergarten teacher forced me to write with my right hand?
Professionals in the field of psychiatry are still trying to determine how much effect , if any, transdexterity has on the brain.
by Cravicky August 13, 2023
Get the transdextrousmug. Also, Candy Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
"This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
by Cravicky November 27, 2012
Get the Crevice cutmug.