Cravicky's definitions
Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
Get the Urban Kitemug. Verb; A pack of lies built into a story that contains no truth.
Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators
Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators
The explanation of her damaged car being involved in a hit-and-run while innocently parked in front of her house is a complete extraconfabrication. It was involved in a hit-and-run, alright; but she hit another car and didn’t stick around to sort it out. I saw the entire incident with my own two eyes! She’ll extraconfabricate anything.
I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!
I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!
by Cravicky November 4, 2019
Get the extraconfabricatemug. A swift removal of a tastebud from a candy crevice cut. This causes your tongue to bleed, and soreness for a day or two.
"Ouch! This stupid candy cane just gave me a tastebudectomy from a crevice cut! That smarts!"
"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."
"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."
by Cravicky November 27, 2012
Get the Tastebudectomymug. A form of eczema or contact dermatitis caused by prolonged and direct contact of technological devices to skin. These devices can include, but are not limited to, headphones, earphones, wireless devices, virtual reality headsets, smart watches, smart phones, etc.
Irritation to the skin can be caused by a combination of allergenic material, nonporous material, contaminated surface of device (mold, fungi, mildew, bacteria, etc.), lack of ventilation to the skin, perspiration, and chronic usage of irritating device(s). History of skin allergy, sensitive skin, and sensitivity to allergens may complicate Techzema.
Symptoms may include inflammation of skin, discoloration of skin, slight swelling, bumps, blisters which may or may not ooze nd crust over, itching, dry skin, cracked skin, pealing skin, tenderness, burning.
If you experience techzema, discontinue use of suspected technological device(s), wash effected skin area with cool water, disinfect irritating device and contact your health care provider.
Irritation to the skin can be caused by a combination of allergenic material, nonporous material, contaminated surface of device (mold, fungi, mildew, bacteria, etc.), lack of ventilation to the skin, perspiration, and chronic usage of irritating device(s). History of skin allergy, sensitive skin, and sensitivity to allergens may complicate Techzema.
Symptoms may include inflammation of skin, discoloration of skin, slight swelling, bumps, blisters which may or may not ooze nd crust over, itching, dry skin, cracked skin, pealing skin, tenderness, burning.
If you experience techzema, discontinue use of suspected technological device(s), wash effected skin area with cool water, disinfect irritating device and contact your health care provider.
“Yes, I see that rash over your face. It looks like it could be a case of techzema. You should take a break from your VR headset, and give it a chance to heal.”
“I can’t wear my headphones! My ears are itching and burning from techzema. So if you don’t like the noise, leave! I don’t care if you ARE my boss! I can get a librarian job anywhere!”
“I can’t wear my headphones! My ears are itching and burning from techzema. So if you don’t like the noise, leave! I don’t care if you ARE my boss! I can get a librarian job anywhere!”
by Cravicky July 31, 2023
Get the techzemamug.