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techzema 

A form of eczema or contact dermatitis caused by prolonged and direct contact of technological devices to skin. These devices can include, but are not limited to, headphones, earphones, wireless devices, virtual reality headsets, smart watches, smart phones, etc.

Irritation to the skin can be caused by a combination of allergenic material, nonporous material, contaminated surface of device (mold, fungi, mildew, bacteria, etc.), lack of ventilation to the skin, perspiration, and chronic usage of irritating device(s). History of skin allergy, sensitive skin, and sensitivity to allergens may complicate Techzema.

Symptoms may include inflammation of skin, discoloration of skin, slight swelling, bumps, blisters which may or may not ooze nd crust over, itching, dry skin, cracked skin, pealing skin, tenderness, burning.

If you experience techzema, discontinue use of suspected technological device(s), wash effected skin area with cool water, disinfect irritating device and contact your health care provider.
“Yes, I see that rash over your face. It looks like it could be a case of techzema. You should take a break from your VR headset, and give it a chance to heal.”

“I can’t wear my headphones! My ears are itching and burning from techzema. So if you don’t like the noise, leave! I don’t care if you ARE my boss! I can get a librarian job anywhere!”
techzema by Cravicky July 31, 2023
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