Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

shitpiss

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."

by Craven Morehead February 05, 2003