Definitions by Craven Morehead

Dad 

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

Dad by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

shitpiss 

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."

shitpiss by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003