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Definitions by Crappy Diaper

Canadian Backhoe 

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father
I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe
Canadian Backhoe by Crappy Diaper September 16, 2008

Canadian Back Hoe 

When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.
One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.

Dude, what did you do?

I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!

Hangy Balls 

A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.
This chick and I were watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.
Hangy Balls by Crappy Diaper April 9, 2008

Hangy Balls 

A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.
My girlfriend was watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.
Hangy Balls by Crappy Diaper April 8, 2008

open faced chili dog 

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.