Definitions by Crank Janker

Denmark Declogger

When you use your tongue to help your homeboy with his constipation

I really need a Denmark Declogger, I can't get it out.

Denmark Declogger by Crank Janker January 18, 2026

Kentucky Plumber

When you put ypur doodlewacker in someone's belly button

My boyfriend is such a good Kentucky Plumber

Kentucky Plumber by Crank Janker January 18, 2026