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Denmark Declogger

When you use your tongue to help your homeboy with his constipation

I really need a Denmark Declogger, I can't get it out.

by Crank Janker January 18, 2026

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Kentucky Plumber

When you put ypur doodlewacker in someone's belly button

My boyfriend is such a good Kentucky Plumber

by Crank Janker January 18, 2026

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