pinky cheater

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

by Cranberry Bob July 09, 2021

turds to all

'Turds of all' is a complimentary closing of a letter meant in a humorous way when sent to fellow fraternity brothers..

"Y'all be good; turds to all."

by Cranberry Bob February 22, 2020

cathedral of green

'Cathedral of green' is an expression that refers to some of the classic baseball stadiums such as Fenway Park in Boston, Yankee Stadium in New York, or Wrigley Field in Chicago. Often used ironically.

Yes, the Yankees will appear in Yankee Stadium, that fabled cathedral of green in the Bronx tonight.

by Cranberry Bob April 26, 2021

sentinel rain

Sentinel rain is the first few drops that precede a real rain storm when one is unexpected.

While walking, I felt some sentinel rain; that told me it was time to tootle on home.

by Cranberry Bob October 27, 2020

Pope's panties

The Pope's panties is a white flag of surrender.

We're losing, so let's forfeit. Run up the Pope's panties.

by Cranberry Bob January 08, 2020

coprocracy

A coprocracy is a form of government that endeavors to treat its citizens really shitty.

Nazi Germany was a total coprocracy.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2022

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021