Definitions by Cranberry Bob

I hear banjo music 

"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).

We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.

I hear banjo music by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

GFPO 

GFPO stands for "Good For Parts Only." This refers to a hopeless patient

I'm afraid that Millicent is GFPO. She's a hopeless case.

GFPO by Cranberry Bob December 3, 2019

grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

grunch by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019

Sooner 

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

Sooner by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Clarissa didn't wear a bra today and everyone saw that she had shy pokies.

shy pokies by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.

shy pokies by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Methodist pecker checker 

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

Methodist pecker checker by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019