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Definitions by Crack Sparrow

Wangulus 

An object that is especially long and floppy.

Pronounced wang-gew-luus
Pool noodles are very wangulus.

Insert predictable dick joke
Wangulus by Crack Sparrow March 19, 2025
Something to do with RGB lighting and the mexican cartel.

Entymology unknown, originated in the late mesozoic.
The lighting node outputs BLUMB
BLUMB by Crack Sparrow December 23, 2024
A verb to describe something horrendously bad.
Andrew Tate acted really french about that human trafficking scandal.
French by Crack Sparrow December 28, 2023

Kingle Mong 

When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.
Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse
Kingle Mong by Crack Sparrow December 20, 2023

Egg Support 

When you ask a mortar man for supporting fire and he uses eggs as ammunition.
Egg Support by Crack Sparrow October 22, 2023