God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.
Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018
Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021
Guy 1: see that guy over there with that right ass shirt on?
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: his names Alessandro, he’s straight as hell
Guy 2: oh cool I guess.
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: his names Alessandro, he’s straight as hell
Guy 2: oh cool I guess.
by Crack Dealer2255 May 13, 2021