Definitions by Cow Poly

Niplette 

When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.

Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.

Niplette by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Whacky sack 

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

Whacky sack by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Tearing Charlie 

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

Tearing Charlie by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Boot-Legger 

1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.

2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls

1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.

2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina

Boot-Legger by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Poopy Blowjob 

The same thing as Ass to Mouth.

Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!

Poopy Blowjob by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Irregular Flow 

What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.

Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!

Irregular Flow by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Pink Panther 

The tip of a white male's penis, typically sucked and massaged by an Asian prostitute named Wee-How Fung-Chu in China Town, San Fran for under 5 dollars. We all know that he has exceptional lip muscle and control. When is through giving you a bj, hj, rj, or mj, piss on his face as such. Rub it on his titties and in his vagina. Fuck Carrots!

Wow... My Pink Panther is all big and black after visiting Wee-How Fung-Chu. That Chink convinced me to participate in a large amount of Niggerdom... SWEET!

Pink Panther by Cow Poly May 8, 2007