Cow Poly's definitions

Niplette

When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.

Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Whacky sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Boot-Legger

1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.

2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls

1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.

2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Poopy Blowjob

The same thing as Ass to Mouth.

Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!

by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Irregular Flow

What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.

Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!

by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Pink Panther

The tip of a white male's penis, typically sucked and massaged by an Asian prostitute named Wee-How Fung-Chu in China Town, San Fran for under 5 dollars. We all know that he has exceptional lip muscle and control. When is through giving you a bj, hj, rj, or mj, piss on his face as such. Rub it on his titties and in his vagina. Fuck Carrots!

Wow... My Pink Panther is all big and black after visiting Wee-How Fung-Chu. That Chink convinced me to participate in a large amount of Niggerdom... SWEET!

by Cow Poly May 8, 2007