Cow Poly's definitions

Poopy Blowjob

The same thing as Ass to Mouth.

Person 1: Dude... I just licked my own shit off a guy's dick...FOR CRACK!
Person 2: Nice, a poopy blowjob
Person 1: DAMN CHINKS!

by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Boot-Legger

1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.

2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls

1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.

2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Niplette

When an overweight person, usually female, has a third miniaturized nipple tucked under their obese blubber.

Last night I licked Sarah's Niplette...... I got it so hard. It was HOT. I wish she wasn't a pig.

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

Irregular Flow

What I Have... I keep the drippings in a jar and wipe it on the mouths of my 12 disciples.

Nigger! I got some irregular flow bitch! NOW SUCK MY DICK!

by Cow Poly May 9, 2007

Heifi

When the kid from Hey Arnold's best friend, named Gerald, takes a shower and his top-hat hair goes down.

Dammit Arnold my hair is SO Heifi.

by Cow Poly January 29, 2006

Whacky sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008