Definitions by Courtney R. Klein

Gooch Cooch 

a particular pubic hair patch shaped into the Gucci symbol, commonly worn by females....and more commonly worn nowadays by homosexual males.

"ooh, jesus chriiiitht, would you lookit that Gooch Cooch?! It totally doesthn't go with those bewts".

Gooch Cooch by Courtney R. Klein November 16, 2007

The Jefferson 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.

"Hey I saw you and Melinda leave the party together last night. So how'd it go?"

"Dude I told you librarians were sluts, she let me give her the Jefferson!"

"Kudos."

The Jefferson by Courtney R. Klein March 21, 2007

craps 

not to be confused with the gambling game, craps is when 2 ppl drop trough, push their assholes together, and then one of them shits. there is betting, however, only in THIS game, you bet on whether the shit will squish or go in.

Hey you ready to play craps tonight?

ya i got my money all ready. so what casino are we going to?

.... 0.0

craps by Courtney R. Klein November 17, 2006

lactic squeeze 

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.

Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

lactic squeeze by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006

getting bitch slapped by a penguin 

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

getting bitch slapped by a penguin by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

fist out of twatter 

simply a metaphor for being left out or feeling alienated.

(techno in background) Man, look at the wigger dancing over there. He looks like a fist out of twatter.

fist out of twatter by Courtney R. Klein January 28, 2006