5 definition by Cory Lavery

Man 1: Dude, We gotta see that new movie, it looks sick
Man 2: Yeah man, fo' sho'
Man 1: Cool, so when we gonna go see it?
Man 2: See what now?
Man 1: Did you just Blank Out?

Man 1: "Dude you are some kind of ugly."
Man 2: "Ass You, Okay?, Ass You"

Man 1: "Yo, I had to hit the Catholic church with my fam."
Man 2: "Did you have to eat God's Loins and Drink God's blood??"
Man 1: "No, Thank God"
Man 2: "Yeah, those stupid cannibalistic religits"

(computer): Video call has just been started.
(computer): Video call has just ended.

Man 1: What the hell??

Man 2: Sorry bro, IMM.

Man 1: Alright man, cool (Y)

T.V. Announcer: "Kiss Rape is no joke. If you have been kissed against your approval, you have just been victimized of Kiss Rape, call 9-1-1 immediately. Remember, Kiss Rape IS Rape"

Man 1: "Dude, did you hear about Johnny, he kissed Jane, she's so ugly!"
Man 2: "Didn't you hear? Jane K.R-ed Johnny, he's been in his room since, poor guy"