assfap

the act of using your fingers, toys, or other objects for the purpose of penetrating your own anus for pleasure. it's fapping, but for your asshole.

I caught Amber assfapping last night with her vibrator. I hope she doesn't intend to use it vaginally again.

by Corpse\m/ March 16, 2010

metal meat curtains

any piercing of the female genitalia

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains

by Corpse\m/ December 13, 2010