Cornwallis Jones's definitions

underbridge

The strip of wasteland flesh connecting the asshole and genitalia.

Todd informed Shelly that following the underbridge was the best way to get from hole to pole.

by Cornwallis Jones January 11, 2009

Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

doogans

n - The act of discreetly enjoying an alcoholic beverage, usually liquor and soft drink, during daytime/working hours.

"I hate mondays."

"Wanna do a little doogans?"

"It's noon."

"Don't be a pussy Terrance, give me your Dr. Pepper."

by Cornwallis Jones January 8, 2009