Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"
Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the bung oven mug.1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 07, 2010
Get the field sock mug.Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.
Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the badunkaknuckle mug.noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the old bone kenobi mug.noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie
Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the chewdicka mug.Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
Get the buckle bass mug.typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it
Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.
by cornfritter April 14, 2011
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