Cootie Brown's definitions
1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the rectal spreadmug. Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the rectus dominusmug. one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the yule logmug. pronounced (wak-um): a lubricant, usually lotion, used to ease the process of furious masturbation in men
by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
Get the whack 'emmug.