Definitions by Cootie Brown
rectus dominus
Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"
rectus dominus by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
rectal spread
1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
rectal spread by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
whack 'em
pronounced (wak-um): a lubricant, usually lotion, used to ease the process of furious masturbation in men
whack 'em by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
yule log
one definition may be: The first large defecation on or around Christmas that occurs when the following conditions are met 1. in a state of euphoria from various ingested substances 2. large quantities of heavy food have been consumed 3. on Christmas vacation 4. great sense of relief and renewed optimism follow the event
yule log by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008