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Cooter's definitions

toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.
them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.
by cooter February 11, 2004
mugGet the toolgazermug.

Cooter

1. a vagina
2. a type of fish
3. a character on Dukes of Hazzard
4. a drunken redneck
* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
mugGet the Cootermug.

tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.
by Cooter May 25, 2005
mugGet the tea baggingmug.

camel toe

a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"
Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!
by Cooter May 24, 2005
mugGet the camel toemug.

grab ass

the two robs in my german class are always playing grab ass. see also fagg, rump ranger, ass jockey
by cooter April 25, 2003
mugGet the grab assmug.

lloyd

One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities
That IBEW guy is such a Lloyd
by Cooter August 25, 2003
mugGet the lloydmug.

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