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Definitions by Coopie lindberger meeeshmee

Dirty Sky 

When your buddy Luke bites your cock.

Dedicated to our good friend Luke. RIP
I was chubbed yesturday and my buddy Luke gave me a dirty sky!

Ted Baker 

An impeccably perfect clothing brand that is only suited for the top .01% of the economic demographic of the world. Often worn by guys that shoot 80 while playing a little “degen (Degenerate) golf” and own houses in numerous high mortgaged residential townships such as Atherton and Malibu.
-“Yo Flores, your jacket is really nice”
-“I mean come on, of course it’s nice, its Ted Baker”
A colossally grotesque joke that leaves the room in total silence and dismay. Oftentimes utilized after Gage McKay attempts to make a comical response.
Gage: “Aren’t you in PreCalculus?”
Literally everyone “Miss”

peanut butter and joe 

When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches

pontune kid 

An absolute legendary kid who yells beeeeeaaaaaanzzz and claaaaaam Choooooowder on a northern Californian lake and when he leaves you he mentions that he’s said too many cringe things and gives you the peace sign while saying “bravo six going dark
Yo I heard pontune kid on the pontine saying “beeeeeeaaaaaaanzzzz”