fat famous fever

when the government tries to get you to be attracted to fat people because they are widely known.

The fat famous fever made most of Americans satisfied with being obese.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019

iniquity indenture

when the government makes you admit that you will do wrong again to make more revenue

The iniquity indenture made everyone be cited by the law at least one time in their life as told by Jordan Thomas Cooper to Coastal Carolina’s first student-athlete to play football and baseball Darryl Williams over a decade ago.

by Coop Dupe January 10, 2020

Sharpee

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by Governor Nikki Haley’s Office

Sharpee was the first USC student-athlete to pass a graduate course as an underclassman.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

light day

working 4 hours a day like the French do.

Most Americans don't work a light day during their pay periods.

by Coop Dupe March 02, 2020

Bush 2.0

nickname for President George W. Bush

Bush 2.0 had an uncommon choking incident in which he fainted while in office.

by Coop Dupe September 14, 2018

The World’s Greatest Hero

nickname from George W. Bush for Colin Powell

The World’s Greatest Hero was the first black Joint Chiefs of Staff.

by Coop Dupe January 02, 2020

dim ‘d

using the contraction ‘d when responding to a person in an argument to say they have a small head on their private parts which would make them not above average for their gender in terms of accomplishment.

The reporter got a dim ‘d from the historical American.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2018