clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 09, 2018

The Slovenian Sphinx

nickname for Melania Trump

The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

McMaster-Cooper 2018

proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial campaign ticket from SC political consultants for Henry McMaster and Jordan Thomas Cooper

McMaster-Cooper 2018 didn’t pan out because Cooper wasn’t physically 30 years of age.

by Coop Dupe January 21, 2020

electronic group hugging

people who have .com and .org in their email addresses performing higher than others.

The world's richest people were electronic group hugging.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

metallic forging

the government using metallic minerals in your body to create sicknesses.

The metallic forging sent the middle class citizen to the medical doctor several times a year.

by Coop Dupe June 01, 2018

Grufus

nickname from Yale college classmates for George Pataki

Grufus is worth over a million dollars and was a classmate of Dubya.

by Coop Dupe March 10, 2020

Fristy

nickname from George W. Bush for Bill Frist

Fristy is a heart surgeon, brother of the richest person in Tennessee Thomas Frist (who is worth more than 8 billion dollars) and his former campaign staffer Marisa Crawford and former senatorial staffer Amy Holmes were colleagues of Jordan Thomas Cooper in the past.

by Coop Dupe March 10, 2020