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Fluckinasshole

Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.
Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)
by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021
mugGet the Fluckinassholemug.

Dimmy McWit

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"
by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019
mugGet the Dimmy McWitmug.

Dogged

Condition when one person is unexpectedly coerced into making eye contact with the hand of another individual, with the fingers in the shape of the “OK” sign, held below the waist line. As soon as the eye contact is confirmed, that person is effectively “Dogged” and is eligible for 2 punches in the arm by the “Dogger”, brushed off after completing the punches.
Eddie said he had something in his pocket to show me, but then friggin Dogged me instead!
by Cooch1000 August 3, 2025
mugGet the Doggedmug.

Tooly McBag

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."
by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019
mugGet the Tooly McBagmug.

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