Definitions by Cooch1000

Nimmy McRod 

A Nimrod.

"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."

Nimmy McRod by Cooch1000 April 14, 2019

Nitwit 

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

Nitwit by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Dimmy McWit 

A nitwit. Moron.

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"

Dimmy McWit by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Half-Cog 

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.

Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."

Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."

Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"

Half-Cog by Cooch1000 January 2, 2014