Definitions by Constant John

One of each

A £10 bag of heroin and a £10 rock of crack

Can I have my one of each I'm chicken and ducking (clucking)mate.

One of each by Constant John February 14, 2009

custard and jelly 

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

custard and jelly by Constant John February 14, 2009

Chicken and Ducking 

Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.

Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).

Chicken and Ducking by Constant John February 14, 2009