custard and jelly

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

by Constant John February 12, 2009

Chicken and Ducking

Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.

Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).

by Constant John February 13, 2009

One of each

A £10 bag of heroin and a £10 rock of crack

Can I have my one of each I'm chicken and ducking (clucking)mate.

by Constant John February 12, 2009