Dick: Hey Ben, can you help me with Zelda?
Johnny: Sure, I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!!!
Ben: YOUR NAME IS JOHNNY, NOT BEN!
Johnny: Sure, I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!!!
Ben: YOUR NAME IS JOHNNY, NOT BEN!
by Connor Smith August 11, 2007
The annoying homosexual lizards that try to get Link in the ass in Nintendo's popular Legend of Zelda games.
Zach: oh crap a dodongo!
Me: oh shit!
Zach: Oh man dude, game over, he just owned your ass.
Me: not again!
Me: oh shit!
Zach: Oh man dude, game over, he just owned your ass.
Me: not again!
by Connor Smith August 31, 2007
Boy: Mom, can you please stop smoking, it's a really bad addiction. It could hurt you or someone around you.
Mom: Ok. But only if you stop killing people when your asleep.
Boy: Ok mom. I'll try.
Mom: Ok. But only if you stop killing people when your asleep.
Boy: Ok mom. I'll try.
by Connor Smith August 11, 2007
Girl with a good personality is perfect for Connor and Connor loves her a lot and she’s cute the perfect girl for Connor smith
Hailey bodkins is nice
by Connor smith November 24, 2021
The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.
Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.
by Connor Smith August 10, 2007
Bobtard: Dude my hamster has been asleep for two weeks now, why won't it wake up?
Me: I'll give you 3 hints why;
1-crazy party crack cocain
2-mini master fuzz sniff king
3-wasted
Me: I'll give you 3 hints why;
1-crazy party crack cocain
2-mini master fuzz sniff king
3-wasted
by Connor Smith August 31, 2007