Concerned bystander's definitions

Fat Chocobo

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman in an airplane bathroom.

"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught us. I accidentally depressed the flush button and her ass fat got trapped in the suction hole, it was scary."

by Concerned Bystander August 1, 2006

stufflebean

Short, moody, crazy, a smidgen psychotic. Someone short, thick, and looks like they've been stuffed with beans.

Casey R. is a stufflebean

by Concerned bystander June 26, 2014

slipstick

When your hand slips while putting on lipstick and you get it all around your mouth

DAMN GIRL!! you got a bit of slipstick going on!

by Concerned Bystander September 8, 2014