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Winjuns

White people who pretend that they are American. They don't speak American, they speak English which is European.
Winjuns:
-America Rules!! Mexicans Suck, I hate Immigrants!-
Anyone else:
-If you're an American then how come you don't look American or speak American? You're a Winjun! Go back to England!-
by Comrade Plasternasty May 24, 2009
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fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010
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Coprophilopolis

Sodom and Gomorrah were called Coprophilopolis and Fecalphilopolis respectively.

"I just drove by another Taco Bell? Where the hell are we, Coprohilopolis?"
by Comrade Plasternasty May 4, 2010
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doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009
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to doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.
My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.
by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009
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fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography
by Comrade Plasternasty May 2, 2009
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Wrongists

Wrongists are the people in power, they don't share any common race, religion, or any other demographic, except they are all WRONG.
dude, you can't win with these wrongists, in power, I mean, pork is legal and marijuana is illegal.
by Comrade Plasternasty April 9, 2009
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