rofnomol

rolling on the floor nom'ing out loud

I joined this dating site and this one fat chick invited me over for some hanky panky
?yeah?
yeah, I got there and she was naked rofnomol

-amazing!-
Guess I saved money on dinner that nite!

by Comrade Plasternasty November 18, 2011

gesulentday

the eighth day of the Christian cycle. 'on the eighth day, divinity became flesh' hence gesulentday.

no one knows whether gesulentday should go between sunday and monday, where it is currently, or between saturday and sunday.

man, is it gesulentday again? cause something isn't right.

-dude it was just gesulentday last gesulentday.
Jesus was born on gesulentday

by Comrade Plasternasty April 10, 2009

stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.

Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!

by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004

Bitchocracy

the rule of Bitches (men and women and others) over society, making the weaker, lamer solution
always the 'correct' one to prevent those that suggest those ideas from 'bitching'

Hybrid Cars made of plastic with built in Ipods? man, score another one for the Bitchocracy!

by Comrade Plasternasty January 02, 2009

Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008

fasterbating

Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
-
Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn

Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?

Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again

-
Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all

by Comrade Plasternasty October 08, 2010

fartography

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in

joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

by Comrade Plasternasty May 02, 2009