nerdi-chlorians

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.
Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.
by Comrade Karl May 06, 2005
mugGet the nerdi-chloriansmug.

my balls

A shortened version of you're breaking my balls. Much simpler to deliver and produces the same effect.

Basicly, when "someone is giving you a really hard time" as mentioned in the original.
Evan: You think you might be able to lend me some cash?
Karl: My balls.

Evan: You think we can reduce my debt to you to only 70$?
Karl: My balls.

Evan: Guess who I'm going out with?!
Karl: My fuckin' balls.
by Comrade Karl July 05, 2006
mugGet the my ballsmug.

Loserstein

When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way.

There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
Evan: "Makes L figure with left hand"
Karl: Ughh... you dumbass loserstein.
by Comrade Karl April 07, 2005
mugGet the Losersteinmug.

Doge

Acronym for: "Deficiency Of Goddamn Everything", quoted from the Mac Hall Comics.
Guy1 -Our friend here is going to be a medical celebrity.
Guy2 -Sweet!
Guy1 -They found symptoms of scurvy, rickets, beri beri and a couple of others. It was the royal flush of nutritional disorders.
Guy1 -In fact, they're going to write it up as a new condition called Doge and sumbit it to Jama.
Guy2 -Doge?
Guy1 -Deficiency of goddamn everything!
by Comrade Karl December 07, 2006
mugGet the Dogemug.

CFAT

Stands for:
Canadian Forces Aptitude Test.

The enrolment process involves many steps, such as a medical examination and security check ups. The CFAT is the first of these, and will determine which trade you qualify for.
My CFAT is schedualed for the 21st of September.
by Comrade Karl September 01, 2006
mugGet the CFATmug.

BMW

Stands for "Bus Metro & Walk".

Something everyone should learn to use.
Steven took the BMW to get to work, and returned late in the night.
by Comrade Karl April 20, 2006
mugGet the BMWmug.

Shit Basket

Yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (I hope) cleansing.
Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005
mugGet the Shit Basketmug.