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Evan: So then she said... (blah blah blah)
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
Karl: Wait! Hold that thought, I gotta go to the Shit Basket!
by Comrade Karl April 12, 2005
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There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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Captain Vostrikov was the commander of the Soviet submarine K-19. He raced against time to prevent a Chernobyl-like nuclear disaster which threatened not only the lives of his crew, but had the potential to ignite a world war between the super powers.
Captain Vostrikov was the commander of the Soviet submarine K-19. He raced against time to prevent a Chernobyl-like nuclear disaster which threatened not only the lives of his crew, but had the potential to ignite a world war between the super powers.
Captain Polenin: Lieutenant Yashim is the best reactor officer in the navy. He's never been drunk on duty before. We need him Captain, I urge you to reconsider.
Captain Vostrikov: I want this boat out of dry dock. Sea trials begin in 2 weeks.
Captain Polenin: The boat isn't ready Captain. The problem is Moscow. They organize party V.I.P tours, but were stuck with incompetent yard crews and deffective parts.
Captain Vostrikov: Sea trials will begin as schedualed. We deliver, or we drown.
Captain Vostrikov: I want this boat out of dry dock. Sea trials begin in 2 weeks.
Captain Polenin: The boat isn't ready Captain. The problem is Moscow. They organize party V.I.P tours, but were stuck with incompetent yard crews and deffective parts.
Captain Vostrikov: Sea trials will begin as schedualed. We deliver, or we drown.
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
Get the Captain Vostrikov mug.To get your point across using childish, misleading and insufferable methods. Trying to convince someone (who by using such tactics one can imagine to be extremely gullible) using an idiotic and obviously deceptive approach. Although mentioned in name, the usage of this term is not limited to AOL alone.
Almost all corporations use AOL tactics to sell their product or service. All are insults to your intelligence.
Almost all corporations use AOL tactics to sell their product or service. All are insults to your intelligence.
- Lavalife Flash-based Advertisement:
Number of singles like you on Lavalife... (And the numbers rise from 0 and on in increasing speeds)... 17,384! Sign up NOW!
OR
How many seconds does it take the average person to find a hottie on Lavalife? (numbers displayed are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9)... 9! (Of course they fail to mention the fact that it'll take someone days, if not weeks, to drag a hottie out of their home to come and meet a complete stranger)
- Microsoft's Free XBOX Advertisement:
Congratulations! You've just won a FREE XBOX. Click here to claim your prize! (With "certain conditions apply" like completing an offer and having 10 of your friends do the same, written in small characters)
- AOL's "keywords" displayed in movie trailers at the theater. (Ex: A Lord of the Rings trailer is shown, and the keyword search tip is "Lord of the Rings")
And of course who could forget the random "You're our 99872384234th visitor, you've won eleventy billion dollars!"
All are AOL tactics.
Number of singles like you on Lavalife... (And the numbers rise from 0 and on in increasing speeds)... 17,384! Sign up NOW!
OR
How many seconds does it take the average person to find a hottie on Lavalife? (numbers displayed are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9)... 9! (Of course they fail to mention the fact that it'll take someone days, if not weeks, to drag a hottie out of their home to come and meet a complete stranger)
- Microsoft's Free XBOX Advertisement:
Congratulations! You've just won a FREE XBOX. Click here to claim your prize! (With "certain conditions apply" like completing an offer and having 10 of your friends do the same, written in small characters)
- AOL's "keywords" displayed in movie trailers at the theater. (Ex: A Lord of the Rings trailer is shown, and the keyword search tip is "Lord of the Rings")
And of course who could forget the random "You're our 99872384234th visitor, you've won eleventy billion dollars!"
All are AOL tactics.
by Comrade Karl August 8, 2006
Get the AOL tactic mug.Expression used to convey that the person's resources have - or will be - cut off. Originates from Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers in which Rico's father cuts him off for being obnoxious and dangerously care-free.
The phrase "That's it! You are cut off!" can also be used. The following are instances in which these 2 expressions can be heard:
Example #1
Stan: Why isn't the internet working? I need to finish my homework!
Martin: Maybe something's wrong with the modem.
Jennifer: Your mother just disconnected the cable!
Martin: You are cut off young man!!
Example #2
Steve: Hey John, can you lend me some money?
Mark: You're asking him again? Didn't you already owe him?
John: That's it, you are cut off!
The phrase "That's it! You are cut off!" can also be used. The following are instances in which these 2 expressions can be heard:
Example #1
Stan: Why isn't the internet working? I need to finish my homework!
Martin: Maybe something's wrong with the modem.
Jennifer: Your mother just disconnected the cable!
Martin: You are cut off young man!!
Example #2
Steve: Hey John, can you lend me some money?
Mark: You're asking him again? Didn't you already owe him?
John: That's it, you are cut off!
Original Transcript from Starship Troopers. Bill Rico is Johnny's father.
Johnny Rico: I won't quit.
Mr.Bill Rico: I'm telling you, you will. You're not going back, you're going on vacation!
Johnny Rico: I'm not going on vacation! I want to be a citizen. It's my decision.
*Johnny heads toward the door.*
Mr.Bill Rico: You walk out that door you are cut off young man, understand?
*Johnny leaves.*
Mr.Bill Rico: All right! That's it! You are cut off!
Johnny Rico: I won't quit.
Mr.Bill Rico: I'm telling you, you will. You're not going back, you're going on vacation!
Johnny Rico: I'm not going on vacation! I want to be a citizen. It's my decision.
*Johnny heads toward the door.*
Mr.Bill Rico: You walk out that door you are cut off young man, understand?
*Johnny leaves.*
Mr.Bill Rico: All right! That's it! You are cut off!
by Comrade Karl October 23, 2005
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Canadian Forces Aptitude Test.
The enrolment process involves many steps, such as a medical examination and security check ups. The CFAT is the first of these, and will determine which trade you qualify for.
Canadian Forces Aptitude Test.
The enrolment process involves many steps, such as a medical examination and security check ups. The CFAT is the first of these, and will determine which trade you qualify for.
by Comrade Karl September 1, 2006
Get the CFAT mug.The peak of moral depression, characterized by strong feelings of displeasure and by a series of involuntary outcries and/or squeals.
Quite frankly the opposite of an orgasm.
Quite frankly the opposite of an orgasm.
by Comrade Karl September 25, 2005
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