Comrade 47's definitions
Steve: Did you see that Urk-Bush video on the Internet?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?
by Comrade 47 October 8, 2008
Get the Urk-Bushmug. 1. South Park charactor Wendy's last name.
2. What you get when you piss off a sadomachoist lesbain (your balls on a bun).
3. A great alternate name for a hamburger.
2. What you get when you piss off a sadomachoist lesbain (your balls on a bun).
3. A great alternate name for a hamburger.
1. My name is Wendy Testaburger.
2. I called Sarah a cunt, so she gave me a testaburger.
3. Let's go cook us some testaburgers!
2. I called Sarah a cunt, so she gave me a testaburger.
3. Let's go cook us some testaburgers!
by Comrade 47 February 29, 2008
Get the testaburgermug. 1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.
2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.
2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.
1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!
by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008
Get the pant-loadmug. Basically, it's how creatures, and plants were made a billion years ago, and how they changed (evolved). According to most Christan's, this is 'just a theory', as they like to believe that God did it. All of it. And that science is wrong. That's like saying "Oh, gravity's just your wacky, blasphemous theory." Jesus Christ, people! This isn't the 1600's any more. We have highly educated, trained, and intelligent people spending billions of dollars to tell you how bugs have changed in the last million years. It's called fucking science, and science (sigh-ents) is what us normal, non-God fearing people accept as real. Even the fucking Taliban accept science to some level. Chemistry, and physics goes into that bomb making.
Sir Issac Newton: "Hey guys! An apple hit me on the head, and I figured out some ideas on what makes stuff fall to the ground!"
God-fearing simpleton: "Really? And the answer's not God?"
Sir Issac Newton: "Nope, it's something I've called 'physics!"
God-fearing simpleton: "Let me see that." (Burns Issac's theory)
Sir Issac Newton: "Hey, what the hell, man?"
God-fearing simpleton: "Nope. God did it. And bring me your theory on evolution. I'll be sure to give that a read."
God-fearing simpleton: "Really? And the answer's not God?"
Sir Issac Newton: "Nope, it's something I've called 'physics!"
God-fearing simpleton: "Let me see that." (Burns Issac's theory)
Sir Issac Newton: "Hey, what the hell, man?"
God-fearing simpleton: "Nope. God did it. And bring me your theory on evolution. I'll be sure to give that a read."
by Comrade 47 March 2, 2008
Get the Evolutionmug. A genetically modified clone, created by a crazy ex-French Legionare named Dr. Ort-Meyer. Agent 47, often refered to as Mr. 47, or just 47, later killed his five 'fathers', who provided DNA to Ort-Meyer. 47 was trained from a young age in the skills of assassination, stealth, and firearms. He uses these skills to perform assassanations for the ICA, an assassination firm. 47 is quite strong, and can take several shots to the torso before incapacation. He has been betrayed and munipilated many times, and as a result, his trust and faith in others has been almost destroyed. 47 remains calm, even in a shoot out. At one point in time, the ICA is almost completly wiped out, but Diana 'betrays' 47, and presumably kills him, and arranges for a rival assassination agency to have his corpse destroyed. But it's revealed that Diana did not kill 47, and 47 'rises from the dead' and kills the rival assassin agency's leader. 47 appears to be asexual. Agent 47 has been in four video games (soon to be five), and one movie.
Agent 47 performed yet another perfect hit.
OR
Agent 47 does not like girls. I think he's afraid of cooties.
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Agent 47 does not like girls. I think he's afraid of cooties.
by Comrade 47 March 1, 2008
Get the Agent 47mug. 1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.
1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...
by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008
Get the Silent Assassinmug. A disk that holds music. Nobody buys these anymore because everyone either downloads music, or have found a way to shoplift CDs.
James: I've saved my allowance for weeks to buy this CD!
Blaine: Why didn't you just download it off the Internet?
Amber: Or steal the CD?
James: ......
Blaine: Why didn't you just download it off the Internet?
Amber: Or steal the CD?
James: ......
by Comrade 47 April 6, 2008
Get the CDmug.