Comrade 47's definitions

flavor country

A smoker's destination. From an old Marlboro ad. Sometimes used sarcastically.

Boss Lady: Ladies, are you smoking in the building?
Patty, Selma: Um, well, er, uh...
Homer: These are mine. (Takes drag from both cigarettes, coughs violently). I am in Flavor Country.
Boss Lady: Both are yours?
Homer: It is a big country.
-The Simpsons

by Comrade 47 November 1, 2008

Urk-Bush

A combination of George W. Bush and Steve Urkel. Considered by many to be an abomination.

Steve: Did you see that Urk-Bush video on the Internet?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?

by Comrade 47 October 8, 2008

no me gusta

Spanish for 'I don't like this". Often heard from Spanish-speaking people during either approaching giant walls of water, fireballs, barrage of bullets, or INS agents. Also heard in 'Team America: World Police', and from white kids trying to sound cool.

John: Holy shit, the damn burst!
Emile: No me gusta!

OR

Alex: Hey, did you find it funny when me and Jack replaced all your shampoo with bug feces, and then you put it in your hair?
Frank: No me gusta. (*clocks Alex in the face*)

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008

bros before hoes

The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.

Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008

pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008

CD

A disk that holds music. Nobody buys these anymore because everyone either downloads music, or have found a way to shoplift CDs.

James: I've saved my allowance for weeks to buy this CD!
Blaine: Why didn't you just download it off the Internet?
Amber: Or steal the CD?
James: ......

by Comrade 47 April 6, 2008

O.D.S.S.

Orangeville District Secondary School (O.D.S.S) is a Orangeville high school (no shit). Although white kids are the majority, there still are enough non-white people to kick the ass of anybody stupid enough to be racist. 'Famous' for an alledged 'fight club', but anybody who goes to this school/lives in Orangeville will know it was blown out of proportion. Points of interst at O.D.S.S are; The Side (a.k.a The Skid Pit, but the side kids will kick your ass for saying that), The Front, The Cafe (eating is cool!), and The 'Cool Kids Hall', (mostly full of fags, bitches, and preps). ODSS is located very very very close by Tony Rose Arena, where we buy our snacks.

Jimmy: O.D.S.S. is full of niggers!
John: What are you talking about? There's like ten black kids.
Jimmy: Ten niggers is ten niggers too many.
John: You can explain that to Jamar. I think you heard you.

OR

O.D.S.S is known for its 'Fight Club', which is a load of shit that never happened.

by Comrade 47 March 15, 2008